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手机里的几条好玩短信

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手机里的几条好玩短信

1.You know I'm who ma?No afraid tell you!Ben peopel walk no change name,sit no change xing,big name ding ding,call wind call rain,I'm river lake small hun hun!

2.你和猪相互提问.猪说,你猜我口袋里有几块糖?你说,猜对了能给我吃么?猪说,猜对了我把两块都给你.你咽了咽口水说,是5块吧?猪当场死亡..................

3.太阳给月亮打电话,月亮:喂,你谁?太阳:我日.月亮:日,你谁?太阳:日,我日.月亮:日你妈你到底是谁啊?太阳:日,我他妈日,我日啊!

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哈哈
第一条我收到过
第二条我当场乐了
第三条见过几次了

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