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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

一、别说你是单身狗,狗到你这个年龄已经死了。

二、不管去哪里,我的钱包总会放一张老婆的照片,不为别的,就是为了提醒一下自己钱是怎么没的!

三、我一向视金钱如粪土,谁成想金钱也视我为粪土。

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