差不多说了三分多钟左右,男人轻松地笑了笑,对着周围所有围观着我的人
摆了摆手,又回到了刚刚那张桌子上,对着那个光头眼镜嗤笑着,开口道:“Well,
guys,it‘s nothing to be worried about !Charlotte tells me that this
young jackass and his shawty are here for her.(得嘞,伙计们,没啥需要
担心的!夏洛蒂告诉我,这个小犊子和他那小丫头都是来找她的。)”
“I know that.I ‘ve met that shawty before with Tee and his junior.But
is that really good we let a man with shooting-iron here discussing our
tasks ?(我知道啊。我之前已经’茶和他的少年‘一起见过那丫头了。但我们
就这么让一个带着枪的人在这待着不管,再聊我们的工作,这样真的好吗?)”
光头男人身边的另一个看起来憨态可掬的胖子谨慎地说道。
“It‘s fine!He’s just a mother-fucking cop of the F.C.P.D. ,and
you guys know it:the education level of them is figuratively low.He‘
s not possible to catch what we are talking about !Could you even get
even one word of Mandarin before you went to Virginia ?(没事的!他就
是个F 市警察局的二逼警察!你们也都知道吧:这帮人的教育水平相当差了,他
不可能听懂我们说的话的!你去弗吉尼亚之前你能懂一个汉语单词吗?)”接着,
那个凯尔和那个胖子又转过头看着我,且听他对那个胖子说道:“William ,I
bet he will consider whatever you saying as greetings if we keep smiling
to him. (威廉,我打赌如果我俩继续对他微笑的话,不管你说啥,他都会以为
是在跟他打招呼。)”
那个名叫威廉的胖子想了想,笑着对我招了招手:“Enjoy your shit-rice
bowl,dumass!(好好享用你的大便盖饭,傻逼!)”
我也看着那个凯尔和威廉笑了笑。
于是那一桌人都被我逗笑了。
“哈哈哈哈!That is too mean,man !(爷们儿,这太损了!)”
“Yeah,especially your creative phrase !And a little bit gross and
racism!I mean,I really like the ‘beef-tariyaki rice bowl ’from The
Dragon Palace !Really nauseated!(没错,尤其是你造的那个词!还有点恶
心和种族歧视啊!我说,我真的很喜欢‘龙宫餐馆’的‘牛肉照烧盖饭’啊!真
是恶心啊!)”
我根本没理会她的话,而对着服务员伸出了一根笔直指天的食指:“Just give
me one sec. (等我一下。)”我又迅速看了一眼菜单,然后立刻把它合上,接
着我对着服务员说道:“May I have both garden-veggie soup and chicken Caesar-salad
as the appetizers (开胃菜的话,田园蔬菜汤和鸡肉凯撒沙拉我能都点吗)?”
“Sure. (当然。)”
“Nice.By the way ,please no hard bread cubes in the salad.(好的。
对了,请别在沙拉里加硬面包块。)”
“No problem.Anything else?(没问题。还要点什么吗?)”
“Can I get a six-ounce classic roasted pork ribs ,with grilled asparagus
and mashed potato on side ?And a mug of Heineken ,please—non-alcoholic,
by the way.Thanks.(可以要一份六盎司的招牌烤猪肋么,配菜要烤芦笋跟土豆
泥?再来一扎喜力啤酒——对了,要无酒精的。谢谢。)”