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版主，我错了。怎么那么多重复的呢！这次我来几个英文的吧。。。 请各位前辈支持，指点。谢过了。

• An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
  "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea（跳骚） what I know."
• Q: What is your date of birth?
  A: July 15th.
  Q: What year?
  A: Every year.
  Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
  A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
  Q: How long has he lived with you?
  A: Forty-five years.
• Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
  woke up that morning?
  A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
  Q: And why did that upset you?
  A: My name is Susan.
  
  
• Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
  A: By death.
  
• Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
  deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
  A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
• Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
  a pulse?
  A: No.
  Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
  A: No.
  Q: Did you check for breathing?
  A: No.
  Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
  began the autopsy?
  A: No.
  Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
  A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
  Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
  A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
• These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
  things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
  now published by
  court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
  these exchanges were actually taking place.